The Ping-Pong Prophet
I'm Kelsi, lover of tea, television, video games, and literature. My name may as well be synonymous with laziness and disinterest, I am in constant flux between pessimism and optimism, and I possess the world's crappiest laptop. This way lies procrastination!

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likedudewheresmycar:

disney-frozen-please:

I bet Hans wasn’t even going to say sandwiches.

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slyveonn:

thirstfollower:

princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich

once when I was in elementary school, my friend got a cold, purple corn dog.

2 hours ago with 90,291 notes

coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

2 hours ago with 439,193 notes

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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forcefields:

wake up america

1 day ago with 69,354 notes

halfboyfriend:

"are there any straight people in your story?”

"no they’re not relevant to the plot"

1 day ago with 274,088 notes

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

1 day ago with 752 notes

supremelaxbro:

because seeing a boy in a crop top starts a ‘movement’ and seeing a girl in a crop top gets labeled a ‘sl*t’

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virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

1 day ago with 68,561 notes

anaeolist:

you little fucker

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alittleworldofimagination:

jokerkat:

quincy360:

you know that unexplainable sickish feeling where youre not really sick and you dont really have a headache but you just feel wrong and you cant get comfortable or find something that youre really into but you kinda feel too ill to sleep or eat its like your body saying “i dont know what i want you to do but this isnt it”

That’s called anxiety.

That explains at least half of my life then

1 day ago with 132,325 notes