The Ping-Pong Prophet
I'm Kelsi, lover of tea, television, video games, and literature. My name may as well be synonymous with laziness and disinterest, I am in constant flux between pessimism and optimism, and I possess the world's crappiest laptop. This way lies procrastination!

did somebody say mavin

THIEF OF HOPE
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20 hours ago with 195,518 notes

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

20 hours ago with 117,252 notes

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

20 hours ago with 47,351 notes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

20 hours ago with 25,176 notes

fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

20 hours ago with 167,713 notes
#JAY THIS POST IS ABOUT YOU

Reblog if you’ve ever ruined your sleep schedule just to talk to someone

gas-and-electric:

hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA oh god

20 hours ago with 380,810 notes

everyone-from-school:

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

*tumblrs happily*

*sees this text post*

*tumblrs stressfully*

20 hours ago with 834 notes
#iM REALLY EMOTIONALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW AND I ALMOST BURST INTO TEARS LAUGHING AT THIS

thirstfollower:

20 hours ago with 2 notes
#Kelsi blabs about her life
#personal
#today in kelsis family makes her feel like shit

I just wanna curl up in like twenty five blankets and live out the rest of my days as a book reading burrito that talks like once a day

22 hours ago with 111,983 notes

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

22 hours ago with 312,913 notes

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

22 hours ago with 174,806 notes

castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

22 hours ago with 76,291 notes
22 hours ago with 174,814 notes

endquestionmark:

#my goal in life is to be as happy as this dog.

22 hours ago with 39,393 notes

eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS

22 hours ago with 245,860 notes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

221cbakerstreet:

jadeklaus:

I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND image

THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD

why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend

this is a sign that your own disney princess movie is about to begin